Application Format

Please copy and paste this format to a new post, using your toon name and date as the subject


Character Name:
Level:
Race:
Class:
Spec:
Previous Guild:
Reason for Leaving:

Ventrilo? Yes/No
Microphone? Yes/No

Tell us something about yourself:


Create one of these lists for each toon/alt you wish to bring in, within the same post.

Application Part 2 (optional)

This part of the application is optional But we would appreciate if you took the time to answer the questions below.


1. What’s your opinion on ass to mouth?





2. If you were stuck on an island what 5 things would you want with you?





3. In the event of a zombie attack how would you survive?





4. Wal-Mart?





5. When at a bar what do you order?





6. Can you see Russia from your front porch?





7. Do you find yourself saying “eh” often?




8. If bambi was running at 20 mph west, and a train going 200mph was headed east directly at bambi would you shoot bambi or watch as the train & bambi collide?



9. Do you believe in voodoo dolls? If yes do you currently own one?





10. Where IS Waldo?





11. How did you pick your name?





12. Sexual harassment?





13. Over there is a van, its got candy

1. What’s your opinion on ass to mouth? Depends on what they ate 8 to 10 hours ago

2. If you were stuck on an island what 5 things would you want with you? a boat

3. In the event of a zombie attack how would you survive? I bite them first

4. Wal-Mart? uhhh....ok?

5. When at a bar what do you order? tequila sunrise

6. Can you see Russia from your front porch? you betcha

7. Do you find yourself saying “eh” often? as a michigander, I tolerate canadians until we learn how to domesticate them

8. If bambi was running at 20 mph west, and a train going 200mph was headed east directly at bambi would you shoot bambi or watch as the train & bambi collide?

Im driving the train and laughing maniacly

9. Do you believe in voodoo dolls? If yes do you currently own one? yes, of myself

10. Where IS Waldo? locked in my basement

11. How did you pick your name? "Dax" came to me in a dream, "Akona" is Hawaiian for healer, "Ahi" is Hawaiian for Fire..... Hawaiian because trolls be island people mon.

12. Sexual harassment? yes please

13. Over there is a van, its got candy! I know, its my van

1. What’s your opinion on ass to mouth? No thanks, there are much better things to use an ass for than licking as fluffer is well aware of.

2. If you were stuck on an island what 5 things would you want with you? Fluffer (naked), Viagra, whiskey (to get her drunk and easy), porn, and a boat to use when I'm done with her

3. In the event of a zombie attack how would you survive? bend fluffer over aand let her moans destroy them

4. Wal-Mart? Is okay when neccessary, but I prefer the BX, no taxes

5. When at a bar what do you order? Booze

6. Can you see Russia from your front porch? No, but I can see bikini clad college girls every spring

7. Do you find yourself saying “eh” often? What, do you think I'm some canadian, eh?

8. If bambi was running at 20 mph west, and a train going 200mph was headed east directly at bambi would you shoot bambi or watch as the train & bambi collide? Shoot bambi right at the last moment when the realization of death is on his face

9. Do you believe in voodoo dolls? If yes do you currently own one? Yes, I have one of fluffer and am using it to make her want to come to me and be mine

10. Where IS Waldo? Up Kandorn's ass but he wouldn't know cuz of how loose it is

11. How did you pick your name? Too much of a star wars geek to not use Tyrianus

12. Sexual harassment? Only outside of work and only if it won't get back to work

13. Over there is a van, its got candy Lace the candy then coax fluffer to have, so she passes out and I can tie her up, take her home, and use her all I want